Leopard Chick

Sort of a cross between leopard skin, snake skin and tiger skin. Nice.

Margarita Chick

Uncle Miggsy loves himself some margaritas!! Especially if she's involved!

Jennifer Aniston

Uncle Miggsy's next ex-wife. The incrediby HOT Jennifer Aniston.
Brad - you're a moron.

Ramones Chick

Ok, Your ol' Uncle Miggsy doesn't care for the hair, but she's a Ramones fan. That has to count for something.

Chicks and Cars

FANTASTIC Orange Muscle Car.
Beach Chicks.
Vintage Car Chick.

Scarlett Johansson

Uncle Miggsy's future ex-wife.

Patriotic Chick

God Bless America! Till that vile, foul and utterly evil John McCain comes along and thrusts us into World War III. Bastard.

Tree Chick

Cute girl leaning up by a tree... down by the river... wonder if she has a van?

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson

Uncle Miggsy doesn't find her to be the most talented person out there, but you've got to like a girl who can wear her underwear as an article of clothing. I'd bang her.

Greatest Cars Ever - The Monkeemobile

The Monkeemobile - One of the GREATEST cars ever.

Uncle Miggsy wishes he owned it!